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PIE!....pie pie
pie pie pie pie pie pie….game…..while eating pie. Mmmm pie and
Gaming. Now I need to figure out how to get Mallory to game with
me while I’m eating pie….mmm gaming with pie. You know what we
need?...games…where you shoot things and take their pie. Mmm
shoot stuff.
Josh Quote-"I wish I was an 18 year old college girl with a webcam"
Space Filled by NK, but agreed with by Josh
Its Like the Anti-Thought
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08.28.04
I have decided to change the word "anniversary" to "holy crap she's been with me for a freaking (insert amount of time)!" For example: Holy crap she's (Mallory) been with me for a freaking year!" Because yeah...she has. So anyone that sees her or talks to her can feel free to go up to her or message her and say, "Good Lord woman! Are you feeling alright? Have you checked your vision lately? You hot, Josh not! Dammit! There should be a law against this! He must be breaking some kind of law! That BASTARD!!! Someone call the police! He's controlling this woman's mind!!" .....ummm....ok, as you can tell....I kinda drifted a bit there.....have you already forgotten? Cheese sandwich? Yeah...I'm writing this and talking to Nathan at the same time, so yeah.....mind driftage. Alot.Anyway.
So I did/obtained something that I've been trying to do/obtain for almost a year now. However, I cannot post it . At least at this time I can't. Why you ask? Because Mallory reads this site occasionally. And if I post it here, it will spoil the surprise. :) Weeee!! I know something that .....a lot of people don't know!! Weeee!! As a matter of fact...all of Mal's 4 closest friend's as well as 3 of mine know, but guess who doesn't know? MAL!! Weeee!! But don't worry Mal, you will find out Saturday :-D. And anyone who spoils the surprise with be severely...SEVERLY smited. With more smiting than anyone has ever been smoted with, cuz yeah....been waiting a long freaking time for this, and anyone that ruins it will not have any toes....and then knees...ok, I'm going to do everyone reading this a favor...as well as their stomachs...and stop myself now before drift and drift again...where I'll probably end up with zombies in this story, and maybe even ninjas...so yeah...I'll stop there. But still.....spoil it and be smited. May not seem like that big a deal to you....but you're you, I'm me, she's her, and she's with me, and that kicks ass. Anyway....see there....It happened anyway. Drifted even though I tried not too. I noticed it was going to happen, and in the process of trying to stop the madness at the source....It happened anyway. I think this proves that no matter what I do....it's going to happen anyway. And Nathan wonders why my rants end up so long. Because I start on something, and through some odd Josh train of thought, end up on something semi related through a medium of things that are absolutely unrelated but I find a way to tie together through my thought process. Stop trying to contemplate how my mind works. Don't judge me. I still haven't figured out it works, and I live with it, so stop trying now. Accept it and try not to think too hard when you read these. Damn, I do write pretty long rants. Meh.
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Boredom: The Final Frontier |
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08.20.04
Boooooooooooooooooored
Ok then, with that said.....bored. Bored bored bored. I am hella bored, if you couldn't tell. And now you probably want to know why.....actually you probably don't care but you know that I'm so bored right now that I'm going to write it out for you, and don't roll your eyes at me you hypocrite because you're bored enough to be reading this, so shut up and pretend to care.1) Mallory (my girlfriend for any visitors random enough to not know me), has left for college. Damn. She is who I've spent all my time with anytime I wasn't gaming or at work. Sooooo, that's some major chunks of time I now have open and I really don't know what I'm going to fill it with. Damn. 2) Nathan left for Pullman. Thus, he's up there doing fun stuff cuz it's Pullman, and I'm stuck down here in the tri-cities where nothing happens, and I go to freaking CBC. Hella weak. 3) Nothing against City of Heros, but I'm kinda just in a gaming rut at the moment it seems. Meaning, it's starting to be hard for things to be interesting. I got super jump and super speed and spent alot of time leaping from building top to building top cuz it's pretty cool, but I haven't really had any motivation to get into any parties and go get more levels. I was thinking about going back to Final Fantasy 11 for a while, but I'm still undecided. I'm kinda in the need for a new kickass game right now, since the next big thing that I'm probably going to will be Ever Quest 2, which comes out later this year, so I'm open to suggestions. Maybe something in the form of a 1st person shooter....Havent' really had a good one of those since Unreal 2004, which I got bored enough to re-download the demo and start playing that again, since I'm too cheap to go buy the full version. 4) The thing that occupies most of my time (and energy) right now is work, which as we all know, sucks. But work supplies money, and money supplies games (and food, which I also like), and games supply entertainment, and I have a really high demand for entertainment, cuz......seriously, attention span of a cheez sandwich. So it's all a big supply and demand thing. Damn. I hate supply and demand, because it always costs me money. 5) On a side note, I have been considering buying myself a new knife since it's been a while since I've gotten a quality knife, and it may supply me with entertainment for a while, and in turn....it may supply the band-aid companies for a little while. Damn. 6) I've been considering doing some filming durning those chunks of time I now need to fill, but with Steve in Iraq and Nathan in Pullman, I'd have to convince Bryan to get out from behind the camera and do something, if I can think of something to do. So look out Bryan, I'm bored, and I may just be bored enough to make you do stuff. And any one who wants to cheer Bryan into getting out from behind the camera can do so in our forum, or even in the public rant section if you talk to Nathan or Bryan. Well then, I've occupied some or my own time writing this, and also some or yours since you've obviously read this, thus keeping the kinda of people that read this stuff off the streets for that much longer, thus making the world a safer and better place. See? I am a good person. OK, probably not all the time....but this just goes to show you what I'm capable of when I'm bored. I'll go try to occupy myself for a while now. Bye.
-Smash
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Recent Events |
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08.08.04
--------Updated By NK--------
So it has come to my attention that Bryan is not
only not gay but is actively trying to get into someone’s pants. Now I know
you’re all just sitting on the edge of your chairs going “Bryan has an interest in women!?”
but that appears to be that case. So if anyone sees Bryan trying to make time with
Nicole you should probably give the boy a hand, because we all know that a block of Spam
has better communication skills than him.
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Ok, a few things due to recent events that have been unfolded lately.
1) Wisdom teeth suck. Filthy, coniving bastards. I hate them.
Who's idea was wisdom teeth? Huh? I hate him. He sucks.
And Dentists too. God I hate dentists. Me and Nathan both.
Why? Cuz they suck. If you haven't guessed by now, I had my freaking
wisdom teeth out. It was hella weak. My face hurt, and I couldn't eat
good stuff for a while. But then when I could eat soft-type foods, Mallory
came over and made me a big-ass German pancake. Damn that was good.
Anyway, I'm back to solid foods. Yay solid foods. Damn do I love solid
foods. 2) Ok, on a lighter note.
We have determined through much deliberation, discussion, research, and hypothetical
situations, and we are happy to report: We're pretty sure Bryan isn't gay, but
we haven't fully determined the extend of the relationship between him and his computer's
........drives. But yes, he likes girls. Yay girls and Bryan liking them.
We're quite proud of him. We have discovered through our own means that yes, he
actually likes a girl. Good for you Bryan. 3) Now i can't think of anything
else to write. Damn. Time to go back to being a freakin super hero for a while
, cuz it's fun and I can. More later.
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Tuba Girl |
Submitted by: J.
McKenzie |
08.29.04 |
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See? A Tuba can be a beautiful thing. |
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Paranoia |
Submitted by: J.
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02.01.04 |
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Well, after some random
searching, I came upon a random web quiz that was really vague
and frankly, kinda retarded, but I was bored as hell, and
generally, random web quizzes are something to do when you're
bored as hell. The results amused me so much, I decided to
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Shotgun meets Pineapple |
Submitted by: J. McKenzie |
08.29.04 |
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I think they get along well, don't you? |
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